i don’t recognize anyone on my dash anymore i am so out da tumblr loop
I really hate when im twirling my pen and i accidentally let go of it and it flies halfway across the globe
a haiku about matt smith
why am i so fucking
attracted to you you are a
rectangle with hair
I don’t think enough people remember that Grease ends with Danny and Sandy getting into a car and flying away
with zero explanation.
Tiny cat… I do not fear you… *pat pat*
Reminds me of Thor and Loki..
“BROTHER! YOUR SPELL HAS BACK FIRED! BUT YOU ARE VERY CUTE AS A CAT!”
“Thor, stop that! Get your paws off of me!”
roses are red
violets are blue
sunflowers are yellow
i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts
is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation
It was a typo, man… Yahoo’s got some serious attitude.
makin’ my way down town
god save the queen
she fucking hates scones
thank god for nun-destroyer for posting this picture ily
oh thanks m0ses, obviously the queen had a small role in this too