sirpond:

a haiku about matt smith

why am i so fucking
attracted to you you are a
rectangle with hair 

elligator:

I don’t think enough people remember that Grease ends with Danny and Sandy getting into a car and flying away

with zero explanation.

gundamdick:

pudding-or-death:

northnighttrain:

Tiny cat… I do not fear you… *pat pat*

Reminds me of Thor and Loki..

“BROTHER! YOUR SPELL HAS BACK FIRED! BUT YOU ARE VERY CUTE AS A CAT!”

“Thor, stop that! Get your paws off of me!”

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

disparateyouth:

is that dirt on my computer screen or punctuation

It was a typo, man… Yahoo’s got some serious attitude. 

charile:

makin’ my way down town

nun-destroyer:

cuntm0s:

quintoon:

fvvvck:

sun-chimes:

god save the queen

from food

scones

she fucking hates scones

thank god for nun-destroyer for posting this picture ily

oh thanks m0ses, obviously the queen had a small role in this too

escapings:

:)